Caymus releases Special Select Gummies

The illustrious Caymus family has just released an exclusive line of wine gummies, meant to bridge the gap between high-end wine consumer and cannabis dispensary degenerate. The “Special Select” gummies are $80 for a two-pack; a finely pillowed grape-sized gummy that is uncompromising in its integrity to the deliciousness of Napa Valley fruit. The Special Select gummies are bold, balanced and have a Caymus-style restraintlessness.

Due to the extremely high alcohol and sugar content these gummies are not meant for Boomers over 91. Also, these gummies contain 100% concentrate and should never, ever be consumed with alcohol or cannabis, as it has been known to create dizziness, golfing and divorce-influencing paddling at wine auctions.