New 100 Point Winemaker rushes Veneers

With casual but no-less remarkable fanfare, Napa has celebrated its newest 100 point winemaker. Jody Meerset of Hulios Winery and Cannery has crafted a remarkable and multiple award-winning Cabernet Sauvignon.

“I am honored, thrilled, baptized by this score,” said Jody. “The first thing I did was rush out and get my sales-teeth.”

The list of 100 point winemakers has grown substantially in the last ten years, now totaling eleven-thousand five-hundred and sixty-one, with Miss Meerset’s accomplishment. At the last 100 point winemaker convention, winemakers were squinting at each other painfully, their teeth visually blaring.