Rampaging Party Bus flips on Crystal Springs Road

In what Police are calling an escalating and ongoing tragedy, a Rampaging Party Bus spun out of control and inverted its position on the narrow and normally quiet Crystal Springs Road. Multiple occupants of the Party Bus were injured but refused care from EMT responders.

“It was two in the morning and I heard this thumping music. Some tires squealed and there was this enormous crash, and I leaped out of bed. I was so scared,” recalled Jill Gifford, a local resident.

As Police came on the scene, the Party Bus occupants demanded high-fives and directions to Rombauer. During questioning and a breathalyzer test, one party-goer caused a distraction by urinating on herself while the rest of her compatriots righted the Party Bus and sped off. Police gave chase but lost the bus somewhere in the Canard vineyard.