Women still peeing from trees, hope renewed

In a report disclosed by the Napa Tourism Association, the amount of women peeing after climbing up into the trees surrounding tasting rooms has risen sharply. “This very critical metric has been used for years and for some time, hasn’t been very encouraging,” said Jessie Bartlett, Vice-Chair of the Board. “Yearly revenue has declined as the main body of wine consumers ages, tasting fees have become a barrier and bachelorettes have been sober enough to find and use the ladies’ room. But this recent report is good news.”

Residents are cautioned to stay clear of ornamental trees and shrubbery in tasting room parking lots, especially if a limousine or party bus is idling.